so on my way to school today, i had to stop by the gas station. since i was so low, i decided to pull into the diamond shamrock near my office. this is in south san antonio mind you.

when i was parking, i noticed a rather dirty man walk from near the dumpster towards my car. as i got out of my car to pre-pay the attendant, the man approached me. he was missing 75% of his teeth and stunk of booze. he asked me for 80 cents for bus fare (there was a stop at a nearby corner).

this was when i noticed that he was carrying a cell phone. that’s right, a band new motorola flip-phone! what nerve! the wanker wanted 80 cents for bus fare that he was clearly going to spend on booze when he was already paying for a cell phone! i can’t even afford a cell phone right now, that jerk.

i pointed this out to him, stating that i wasnt going to give him any money, since he can obviously pay for that bill. he was confused, as if he wasnt expecting that kind of response. i shrugged it off, and was going to go pay, when i realized that there’s a possibility he may have stolen the phone.

i promptly drove my car further down the street to another gas station.