Oct 28

YATBORKNA

Author: Nels
Category: Other, Polinitpick

YATBORKNA: Yet Another Thing Bill O’Reilly Knows Nothing About

I think that this is a worthy addition as YAIA (Yet Another Internet Acronym) to add to an already bulging list. I think that it can be used in nearly any situation.

YATBORKNA: Young people in America.
YATBORKNA: Civility.
YATBORKNA: What the word “spin” actually means.
YATBORKNA: Integrity.
YATBORKNA: Being cool, or just being a nice guy.
YATBORKNA: Not being a dick.
YATBORKNA: Respect for others.
YATBORKNA: YATBORKNA.


4 Comments so far

  1. Cory October 31st, 2005 10:06 pm

    So I ask again, are you just going to make attacks, or back it up with evidence as Mr. O’Reilly would do?

  2. Nels November 1st, 2005 2:50 am

    Ok, sure thing, Cory. Name it. Give me an example of the kind of evidence that you will accept as proof that your belief, that Bill O’Reilly is not a dick, is wrong.

    I think I’ve provided more than an ample amount of evidence that he is, in fact, a dick. You have provided no counter evidence to refute my claim.

  3. Cory November 1st, 2005 8:34 am

    Your evidence is as you stated it: “He’s a dick… because he’s a dick…. because he’s a dick… BECAUSE HE’S A DICK!”

  4. Nels November 1st, 2005 11:03 am

    You’re misquoting me, Cory. What I said was, “If he walks like a dick, acts like a dick, and quacks like a dick, then he’s a dick.”

    But I’ll humor you. Here’s some more evidence (mind, I’m holding back here).

    The way he treats his guests. Case in point: Jeremy Glick, whose father was killed in the 9/11 attacks, was invited onto The O’Reilly Factor. You’d think, that Bill O’Reilly (BO) would have a small amount of sympathy for the frustrations of a man whose father was murdered by inflamed righteous zealots in the MOST ATROCIOUS ATTACK EVER in our country. But no. Instead, BO (after inviting Jeremy on his program) cuts his mic and kicks him off the set. [1]

    Dick.

    The way BO casually compares whole swaths of people to Joseph Goebbels, the nazi Propaganda Minister for Adolf Hitler.

    Dick.

    The fact that he has said that he would simply execute the detainees at Guantanamo Bay if he had the power.

    F-ing tell me how that is not being a dick.

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